Whose Movie Is This?

At 6’-4”, daddy’s not exactly what the stroller-manufacturers had in mind. Pushing our blue Graco MetroLite along the seawall, I resemble a character from a movie about a big person living among small people – if not “Gulliver’s Travels” then “Elf.” I don’t especially care; if anyone passing by me cares, they need to develop some deeper concerns. The one person I’m pretty much positive doesn’t care is the only person I’m pushing.

Do I have to mention that hers is the only opinion that matters?